In your cupboard there is nothing
but Lucky Charms cereal.

Every time you get your paycheck,
you convert it into gold coins and bury it somewhere.

You insist on dancing a jig on your way to
work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends.

You've been under a rock for the past few years.

You just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)

You try to pick up women by saying
"Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."

When you eat good food,
you say it is "magically delicious,".

And the number one way you can tell
you might be a Leprechaun:

You're three feet tall, Irish,
have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green a lot!